
author, illustrator, professional overthinker, afternoon nap taker
Sorry. Not really a frog.
Just a millennial with the social stamina of a houseplant.
Speaking of which. Note to self: soak up a little sunlight and drink some water, you salty bitch.
What else to even say? I don’t care about sounding cool, but I really want you to buy my books. Hmm. I still quote Supernatural like it’s 2012. I watch video essays for fun. And I’m not sorry. Hank Green explaining useless science facts is, frankly, the best thing ever. (Judge responsibly.)
Follow my socials if you’d like to make a run for chips and guac sometime. Or share playlists. Or start a revolution. Whatever.




